Ugh, the “No Line on the Horizon” mini review

This is my mini review for U2′s “No Line on the Horizon.” To sum up in five words: stop making albums and retire.
It’s perpetually boring, practically awful, and worse than the previous two albums combined (not sure that was possible). I’ll write a longer review later, but for now, know to stay away from this one. Far away.
Here’s one nugget of insight for U2 — don’t try to stretch “horizon” from three syllables to seven. Ever.
Tags: Music, Music Review, u2, wow
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March 2, 2009 at 8:30 am
i’m trying to do it, but i can’t: ho-oh-ri-i-z-z-on
March 2, 2009 at 9:00 am
u2 sucks, dude. go away.
March 2, 2009 at 12:32 pm
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March 2, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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