This is a good trick, you guys. I opened up my bag of Bolthouse Farms baby cut carrots to find half of a gigantic, rotting mutant carrot with the leafy green bits still on top.

So, my question is: were the quality assurance people asleep at the wheel here? Or, does one half of a giant, rotting mutant carrot provide more nutritional value than a dozen baby carrots do? Either way, the mutant carrot makes quite an impression.

I didn’t even know that baby carrots and giant carrots would get processed together. That’s like processing cocktail weenies with jumbo hot dogs. They aren’t even exactly the same product, so it leads me to wonder what else can get mixed into these little processing plants…? Maybe I’ll find a dead cockroach or something next time. I hope not, but the mutant carrot has opened up a lot of morbid possibilities here.

Oh, and also: these carrots taste like industrial soap 70% of the time. I guess it could be worse, right?

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